片名：YEW YOU EWE are homonyms,too

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英文：
YEW YOU EWE are homonyms,too

Beside a tree
a little yew,
Stood a mother sheep,
a wooly ewe,
Waiting for her lamb
who was playing
there with you.
The pirate sails
the seven seas,
He swings aboard
the ships he sees,
Looking for silver
and golden treasure
to seize.
A wildebeest needed
some new shoes,
So he went to a
salesman who
knew shoes,
And walked out of the
store wearing a pair
of gnu shoes.
If monks and preachers seem
so holy,
Eating Swiss cheese
because it's holey,
Well,I think someone
is wholly missing
the point.
Sue watched the eagle
as it flew.
But Sue got sick
and caught the flu,
So she built a fire
and set the
chimney flue.
The bride and groom
walked down
the aisle,
And ran away to a
tropical isle,
When I get married,
that's the same thing I'll do.

译文：
紫杉，你们，母羊是同音异义字
在一棵树
一棵小紫杉树旁边，
站着一头母绵羊，
一头长毛的母羊，
正在等她的小羊
小羊正在那里和你玩耍。
海盗航行在
七大洋，
他在他看到的
船上摇摆，
搜寻金银财宝
来掠夺。
一只羚羊需要
几双新鞋子，
因此他去找
懂得鞋子的
售货员，
然后穿了一双
角马鞋子
走出了商店。
如果和尚和传教士看起来
如此的神圣，
吃瑞士硬干酪
因为它是多孔的，
唔，我想有些人
完全没有理解
这点。
苏在老鹰飞的时候
观察它。
但是苏有病了
而且得了流感。
因此他生了火
并且弄好了烟囱管道。
新娘和新郎
沿着过道走下去，
接着跑到了一个
热带的小岛上去，
当我结婚的时候，
我也会做同样的事情。